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The Exclamation Comma. “Just because you’re excited about something doesn’t mean you have to end the sentence.”
That’s true.
LOVE
my life is never going to be the same
Oh my God.
I would also like an interrobang comma, please.
Snark, oh god. Anything I write will never be the same.
So when can this be put on my keyboard?
MORE AWESOME PUNCTUATION. ALONGSIDE THE INTERROBANG, THIS IS THE AWESOMEST THING EVER.
I want ALL OF THE UNCONVENTIONAL PUNCTUATION.
How Snape deals with bitches.
When people dick around in his class:
When people make fun of his hair:
When that ho Trelawney takes the last of the treacle tart:
When Slytherin always loses the fucking house cup:
Those goddamn Marauders:
But at least they died before he did:
When he thinks of Lily Evans:
And then he remembers how she ditched him for that hooker James Potter and died and left him to deal with her bitch son until the day he died:
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